Blogs — Minhdzuy Khorami

Open Up The Gates, Disney! I'm Pretty Sure I Left My Sunglasses In Frontierland

Oct 24

Oct 24 Open Up The Gates, Disney! I'm Pretty Sure I Left My Sunglasses In Frontierland

Minhdzuy Khorami

Mulan: As An Asian-American, I Need To Borrow $30 To Finish This Review

Sep 4

Sep 4 Mulan: As An Asian-American, I Need To Borrow $30 To Finish This Review

Minhdzuy Khorami

Solo - A Star Wars Story: My Chair Was Broken The Whole Time

May 27

May 27 Solo - A Star Wars Story: My Chair Was Broken The Whole Time

Minhdzuy Khorami

Disgraceful! These Baseball Players Refuse To Stand During The Harvey Weinstein Theme Song

Oct 11

Oct 11 Disgraceful! These Baseball Players Refuse To Stand During The Harvey Weinstein Theme Song

Minhdzuy Khorami

The Rumors Are True. I No Longer Work At Pixar

Jul 6

Jul 6 The Rumors Are True. I No Longer Work At Pixar

Minhdzuy Khorami

Captain America Civil War: Huge Letdown! I Lost My Favorite Pair Of Sunglasses In The Bathroom

May 7

May 7 Captain America Civil War: Huge Letdown! I Lost My Favorite Pair Of Sunglasses In The Bathroom

Minhdzuy Khorami

Keanu: Bring A Sweater! It Was Pretty Cold In My Movie Theater

May 3

May 3 Keanu: Bring A Sweater! It Was Pretty Cold In My Movie Theater

Minhdzuy Khorami

At Last! The Secrets To Houdini’s Top 10 Magic Tricks Are Finally Revealed!

Apr 26

Apr 26 At Last! The Secrets To Houdini’s Top 10 Magic Tricks Are Finally Revealed!

Minhdzuy Khorami

Jason Bourne's First Name Finally Makes It Into A Movie Title!

Apr 24

Apr 24 Jason Bourne's First Name Finally Makes It Into A Movie Title!

Minhdzuy Khorami

Someone Already Invented Snapcat. What Is My Purpose Anymore?

Apr 20

Apr 20 Someone Already Invented Snapcat. What Is My Purpose Anymore?

Minhdzuy Khorami

Wow! Michael Scott Sure Got Fat In This New 'The Office' Movie Trailer

Apr 18

Apr 18 Wow! Michael Scott Sure Got Fat In This New 'The Office' Movie Trailer

Minhdzuy Khorami

Batman: The Killing Joke Gets An R-Rating, Meaning There's Still A Chance We'll See A Fully Animated Bat-Penis

Apr 15

Apr 15 Batman: The Killing Joke Gets An R-Rating, Meaning There's Still A Chance We'll See A Fully Animated Bat-Penis

Minhdzuy Khorami

It’s Been 45 Minutes, But I Think I’ve Finally Built Up The Courage To Take A Swing At This Spider

Apr 14

Apr 14 It’s Been 45 Minutes, But I Think I’ve Finally Built Up The Courage To Take A Swing At This Spider

Minhdzuy Khorami

Help! I Put Lotion On My Hands And Now Cannot Turn This Round Doorknob!

Apr 13

Apr 13 Help! I Put Lotion On My Hands And Now Cannot Turn This Round Doorknob!

Minhdzuy Khorami

12 Movies That Could’ve Been Improved By Adding A Talking Fish

Apr 12

Apr 12 12 Movies That Could’ve Been Improved By Adding A Talking Fish

Minhdzuy Khorami

Here’s A Definitive Ranking Of All 2 Rides At Hollywood’s Wizarding World Of Harry Potter!

Apr 7

Apr 7 Here’s A Definitive Ranking Of All 2 Rides At Hollywood’s Wizarding World Of Harry Potter!

Minhdzuy Khorami

Apr 6

Apr 6 If The Titanic Were Also An Airplane, It Could’ve Just Flown Out Of The Ocean

Minhdzuy Khorami

All Of Animaniacs Is On Netflix, So Now More People Will Understand Why You Won't Stop Singing "Schnitzelbank"

Apr 5

Apr 5 All Of Animaniacs Is On Netflix, So Now More People Will Understand Why You Won't Stop Singing "Schnitzelbank"

Minhdzuy Khorami

I’ve Been Holding All Of My Books Upside Down Since 1994 And Reading Has Been A Nightmare

Apr 5

Apr 5 I’ve Been Holding All Of My Books Upside Down Since 1994 And Reading Has Been A Nightmare

Minhdzuy Khorami