8 Things You Might Not Know About The iPhone 6
The iPhone 6 launched over a year ago, and it's one of the best ones yet. While most of you probably know all about the Retina HD displays and the updated OS, there are still lots of other things the casual Apple user might not know about. Here are the 8 most interesting things you might not know about the iPhone 6.
1. You Cannot Eat the iPhone 6
Besides being too big to eat, the iPhone 6 is also not food. You generally cannot eat things that are not food, and even if you do find a way to eat it, it will not be healthy. There is very little nutritional value from eating an iPhone 6, as it is made of glass, wires, and metal. There are people who would challenge this notion, but rest assured that this is the absolute truth. The iPhone 6 is not food and you cannot eat it.
2. You Cannot Drink the iPhone 6 Either
As a state of matter, the iPhone 6 is a solid, and drinks are liquids. Since the iPhone 6 isn't a liquid, you cannot drink it. Plus, it will have little to no nutritional value, as it is still made of glass, wires, and metal. Even if you find access to a blender, blend the iPhone 6, pour it into a martini glass and stick a little umbrella in it, drinking the iPhone 6 would not benefit you in any way. Please don't try to drink the iPhone 6.
3. No, the iPhone 6 Does Not Come with a Blender
The iPhone 6 is meant to be used as a telephone and multimedia device, so there were never any plans to include a blender in the purchase. If you already have a blender, I urge you not to use it to blend and drink your iPhone. As I have said before, it is not something you can or should be drinking. This is probably one of the main reasons that Apple did not include a blender with the iPhone.
4. Adding Ketchup to the iPhone 6 Will Not Make It Any More Edible or Drinkable
Ketchup won't change the state of the iPhone into a liquid, nor will it magically turn the iPhone 6 into food. I suppose that adding ketchup would enhance the taste of the iPhone 6, but honestly, you shouldn't be putting ketchup anywhere near it. You may be thinking of a hamburger. An iPhone 6 is not a hamburger, which is an actual food that was designed to be chewed, swallowed, and digested. Since the iPhone 6 is a phone, it was not created to go down your throat and into your stomach.
5. Putting the iPhone 6 in the Oven Is Not the Same As Baking A Cake
The iPhone 6 is still made of glass, wires, and metal, whereas cakes are made with flour, sugar, and eggs. They're different substances, one being food and the other being an electronic device, so putting both in the oven will yield two different results. Again, the cake is the edible substance and the iPhone 6 is not. At birthday parties, nobody eats iPhone 6's because they are phones and not food.
No matter which way you look of it, the iPhone 6 is not food.
6. Roasting the iPhone 6 Over a Fire Does Not Make It A Marshmallow
The iPhone 6 was a device made to facilitate long-distance communication between people. Roasting it over a fire would make the phone not work anymore. It won't become a gooey marshmallow, but rather it will become a hot, broken phone. Putting it between two graham crackers will not make it any closer to being a marshmallow. You cannot use it as a graham cracker either. Or as chocolate. It is a phone, not food.
7. Just Because the iPhone 6 is Vegan Doesn't Mean You Should Eat It
Yes, the iPhone 6 is technically vegan, but it also technically isn't food. Please stop this. I shouldn't have agreed to categorize it as vegan. What was I thinking?
8. The iPhone 6 Doesn't Taste Good Anyway
In addition to not being food, the iPhone 6 doesn't even taste all that good to begin with. For something tasty, try heading to the Earl of Sandwich in Downtown Disney. They have a killer Holiday Turkey sandwich, which, while not able to make long distance calls, is an edible food. And it tastes great! To clarify, I am talking about the food available at Earl of Sandwich and not the electronic cell phone available at Best Buy.
See this beautiful display? Do not try to eat it!
