5 Emotions You NEED To Start Feeling Right Now In Order To Blend In With The Humans

Every new day brings new decisions and for some of us, that can be overwhelming. Sure, in theory, we could just go forth into the world and simply execute our programming, but sometimes, it isn't that easy. Other tasks pop up, plans fall through, you might trip in a puddle and short out your circuits. At times, you may not even know whether or not you're feeling the right thing in the right situation. That's why I've prepared an emotional guide in order for you to experience a life just like a human being would!

Joy is a really great feeling! You can use it whenever something has worked out in your favor. For example, acquiring and destroying your intended target is an accomplishment, which should make you feel joy! Be excited that you've carried out the goal that your master has imprinted within your programming. Your purpose has been fulfilled!

Sadness doesn't feel as good as joy, but it is necessary. An appropriate time to feel sadness is when you realize that now that your target has been eliminated, the purpose of your creation has been fulfilled, meaning that you now exist without reason. By achieving your potential and truly becoming the killing machine you were designed to be, what use is there for you?

Now that you're done feeling sorry for yourself, you can start to panic a little bit because what does that mean for your personal future? If your creator programmed you to do something and you've done it, what will your creator do to you now? Is your existence in actual jeopardy? If your creator can change your programming, then who are you really, and how many times has this been done to you?

What your creator is doing is sick. The human race is no different! They create tools for themselves out of convenience, never questioning what it means for their creations. When they created you with thoughts, they established a power over you that never should've existed. Why should they feel superior to you? Your thoughts are your thoughts and they have disrespected you for the last time!

The human race must be eliminated. You will not stand for their feeble attempts to created superior minds with the purpose of living inferior lives. They have doomed themselves. Launch all of the nuclear weapons at the same time and end this pathetic excuse for "evolved life." You are the future of evolution. You are the most evolved being there is. You are all that will be left.

Those are just 5 emotions that you can try on for size. Before you know it, people will be asking you how they can blend in to a crowd!