Mother's Day is a time to cherish our mothers and show them how appreciative we are. Obviously, THESE DUMB BABIES didn't get the memo! Look at how hard they totally failed!

From the baby himself:

"Hi, everyone! I tried to go the the department store to buy mommy a nice dress, but I'm just a baby, so I spit up all over my little face instead! It's so sticky and yucky, but I don't care because I'm a baby. Mommy will probably wipe it all right up so I can just leave it until she sees. What was I doing again? I don't remember because I'm only a baby. Maybe I'll remember later, but probably not. Oops, time to poop."

Or what about this kid?!

"I was planning on going to the department store to buy my mommy a pretty dress, but when I got to the door, I couldn't open it! I'm a baby and the door's too high for me to know how to open. Also if I go outside, I'll forget what the inside is because I haven't developed object permanence yet. I'm a baby! I was so upset that I couldn't open the door that I spit up all over myself. It's okay. I'm a baby. Mommy will clean up all this spit. I don't see her, so she doesn't exist. Better poop!

Here's another epic baby fail:

"I was trying my very best to leave my house and go to the department store to get a shiny dress for mommy, but I got so tired from crawling that I fell asleep! I like sleeping because I'm a baby. Then, when I woke up, I started crying and mommy came over and got me to stop crying. Then, I spit up on myself and mommy cleaned it up. When mommy put me down, I went back to sleep in my little hat. Can't wait to wake up and poop!"

It doesn't end here though!

"I was crawling to the department store to get my mommy a whooshy dress and I made it past the first traffic light, when I saw a big building with food in it. I was pretty hungry, so I crawled on over. When I got in, a pretty stranger picked me up and put me in a tall chair. I didn't stop her because I'm a baby. I liked the food that she gave me so much that I started spitting it all up all over my little face. It's hard to feed me because I'm a baby. Anyway, I haven't seen my mommy ever since. Hold on, gotta poo!"

But wait, even more total baby fails!

"I was crawling out of my house and past that food-smelling building on my way to the department store to buy my mommy a swish-swosh dress and I found the perfect one! I knew she'd love wearing it whenever she'd bring me out on picnics! I made it all the way to the register and when the cashier asked me where my mommy was, I remembered that I had a binky in my mouth. I'm a baby, so that's where it normally is. I stared back at the cashier and sucked on my binky. I love my binky a lot. It really makes you think about how many distractions plague our world and how concentration on a simple pleasure can bring such a strong sense of calm over our minds. I'm a baby. The person ended up not selling me the dress and took me to security where I'm waiting for my mommy to come find me. I hope she gets here soon because I spit up all over myself. Oh! Time to make a poopy!"

And last, but not least fail-filled:

"I was crawling to the department store to buy a sensible dress for mommy and I was really nervous when I handed the cashier daddy's credit card. I knew daddy would understand, since I'm a baby and don't have any money! The cashier looked at me suspiciously, but then ran the card anyway. I was so happy, I knew mommy would love it! As I crawled out of the store, I tried my best not to drag my bag on the ground, but I didn't have much success since I'm a short little baby! As I crossed the street, I considered stopping by that big building with food in it, but knew that mommy would probably have food for me. I crawled back in my house, which was luckily open! See, I can't reach the door handle because I'm a baby and I don't know what "door" means yet. Mommy loved her new dress and put it on, but when she picked me up to thank me, I spit up all over her. She said that it was to be expected since I'm just a baby, but she seemed pretty bummed. I was sad that I let mommy down, so I let out a real big poop. But she didn't seem to mind, because she's my mommy and she loves me, and I love her!"

What a bunch of failures!

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